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Main Cast

Sean Molnar plays the lead role of Richard Titties in the awesome feature film Kung Fu and Titties

Richard Titties

The main man. Sean Molnar plays the lead role of MMA wannabe Richard Titties.
John Archer Lundgren plays the tit - obsessed bad guy Zeefros in the Porkys - like Kung Fu and Titties

Zeefros

John Archer Lundgren plays Zeefros, the tittie-obsessed demi-god who rules the world.
New Jersey stand-up comedian Mike Marino plays Gorilla in the future Hollywood classic Kung Fu & Titties

Gorilla

Comedic genius and New Jersey bad boy Mike Marino co-stars as Gorilla. Yes, a real gorilla.
Bronson Pinchot is in this movie? Don't be ridiculous. The veteran character actor portrays not one, but TWO parts in the soon-to-be-classic B movie Kung Fu and Titties

The Beaver

Bronson Pinchot is in this movie? Don't be ridiculous! The veteran actor portrays TWO parts in the film.

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Playboy Playmate and former Marine Seregon O'Dassey plays the lead role of Cynthia in the Hollywood feature film Kung Fu and Titties

Cynthia

Playboy model and former Marine Seregon O'Dassey plays Cynthia. This woman can really kick ass!
Scream queen sexy Raine Brown plays herself in the hilarious comedy Kung Fu & Titties

Raine Brown

The sexy Raine Brown plays herself. Will this be the first time she takes her top off in a film?

Additional Cast

Kevin Kolack co-stars as Army Bob in the soon-to-be-classic B movie Kung Fu and Titties

Army Bob

Multi-talented Kevin Kolack portrays the sick, psychotic Frenchman, Army Bob, Zeefros' right hand man.
Super smokin hot singer model and actress Jeanette Trexler guest stars in Kung Fu and Titties, the most awesome film ever

Roxanne

Super-hot singer-model-actress Jeanette Trexler shows her stuff as the innocent Roxanne.
All the way from London, Sophia Disgrace plays the Techno Dancing Babe in the Hollywood feature film Kung Fu and Titties

Techno Dancing Babe

All the way from London, Sophia Disgrace is everywhere in Zeefros' land. Careful! This vixen bites!

Amanda

What would a kung fu movie be without a hot asian chick? Lori Ann Kim plays the cute Amanda.

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Victor

Stanislav Shkilnyi plays the insane Victor.
Sexy sex columnist Dixon Mason plays Jenny the Cheerleader in the awesome feature film Kung Fu and Titties

Jenny

Sexy sex columnist and bondage & festish model Dixon Mason plays Jenny the Cheerleader.